It has been a long time, but us Bulgists always come back to the Bulge. Rejoice! We have returned.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Born-Again Bulgists!
It has been a long time, but us Bulgists always come back to the Bulge. Rejoice! We have returned.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
The Story of Creation...
On the first day, Smith created the Bulge.
On the second day, Smith created Davey Havok to possess the Bulge.
On the third day, Smith created a sandwich. It was good.
On the fourth day, Smith created veganism so that the possessor of the Bulge would stop complaining.
On the fifth day, Smith decided there were too many days and took a nap. And made another sandwich.
On the sixth day, Smith created vinyl pants because the possessor of the Bulge was STILL complaining.
On the seventh day, Smith called up ix and told him to make the AFI Series.
AND THAT IS HOW THE WORLD CAME TO BE.
On the second day, Smith created Davey Havok to possess the Bulge.
On the third day, Smith created a sandwich. It was good.
On the fourth day, Smith created veganism so that the possessor of the Bulge would stop complaining.
On the fifth day, Smith decided there were too many days and took a nap. And made another sandwich.
On the sixth day, Smith created vinyl pants because the possessor of the Bulge was STILL complaining.
On the seventh day, Smith called up ix and told him to make the AFI Series.
AND THAT IS HOW THE WORLD CAME TO BE.
Welcome, Bulgists
We are Bulgists. We worship the bulge. We are led by Mr Smith Puget. Learn it. Know it. Love it. Live it.
To be initiated into Bulgeism, we must all create a commandment for the almighty Book of the Bulge. You may also send in stories, encounters, and prophecies of the Bulge. Send them in via AfeeSeries or replying here.
Welcome to enlightenment. :heybaby:
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